#FlatspotDeckofTheDay – FASTEST SETUP ALIVE KYLE WESTER V2
Thats right folks. This gear will make you beyond fast. You will BECOME a nascar, and will be allowed on F1 race tracks. Everything else around you will become slow. This is fastness incarnate.
Kyle Wester is the fastest (skateboarding) man alive. The previous speed record is a weak attempt at fast compared to how fast he recently went. Exactly how fast is that? Who cares, all that matters it that its the FASTEST (ok, he actually went this fast). He doesn’t ride his Rayne Longboards pro model anymore, it is still fast because it has his name on it. The name “Kyle Wester” is now a magical rune that makes things fast. Unfortunately, because Kyle is so damn fast, we are all now much slower. 100mk/hr is now only “sort of fast” and not “really fast”.
Despite the fact that Kyle doesn’t ride this board anymore, you can easily use a can of black spray paint to upgrade it to the Santa Cruz model. And we know he doesn’t ride Venom Wheels, we just didn’t have any Road Riders on hand and we are pretty sure venoms are fast too. We included the Mypakage because experiencing these speeds first hand will likely scare the soil out of your dump trunk. And the Cariboo is only meant to be shotgunned, because if you are fast, you drink fast too.